For all the times people say I complain about things, I had a hard time coming up with things I dislike. So I will update periodically.
Color: Puke Green
Vegetable: Brussel Sprouts
Appetizer: Steak Tartar
City: Boston
Character Flaw: Laziness
Movies: If it’s not a crazy romp or an over the top action flick, then it’s got to have a theme or character development. If not, odds are I will dislike it.
Food Additives: Corn syrup, excessive amounts of salt or sugar.
People: The ones that can’t let go because they need it to feel better about themselves. You know who you are.
Sugar: Lactose because I can’t freakin’ digest it anymore. Arrgh!
Domestic Travel: The east side to west side commute I have to make every time I go to soccer in Manhattan.
Soccer: Diving and the exaggerated fake “I’m hurt” act that all the players put on whenever they bump into another player and fall down. Get up ya pansies and play the goddamn game.
Magazines: The air-insert cards to get you to subscribe to the magazine and the pages with samples of the latest cologne. I already subscribe to the magazine and can’t tell what your new cologne smells like when there are four other cologne inserts in the magazine!
